Follow Us @siobesclaycorner

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Joke Time!

I just want to share with you an email I received from a friend. J

URGENT: HIRING FOR MANAGERIAL POSITION


Guys if you are willing to apply for the post this is the interview..

URGENT HIRING! We are looking for an operations manager. To those who want to apply, please answer the ff. questions. Send your answers along with your resume to me via 12 AM.

[1] Kung ikaw si Batman, sino ang bahala sa yo? Give three examples.
[2] Ano ang mas malaki? BAG NI DORA o BULSA NI DORAEMON? Ipaliwanag.
[3] Sino ang kumagat sa logo ng Apple, at bakit hindi niya ito inubos?


[4] Kung may UPCAT, bakit walang UPDOG? Elaborate.
[5] Sa produktong Crayola, ano ang pinagkaiba ng yellow green sa green yellow? Explain using logarithmic functions.
[6] Kung ang 1 kg ay may 1000g, ilang grams naman ang meron sa Instagram? Show your solution.
[7] Kung sa Kasaysayan ng Pilipinas may “”Panahon ng Amerikano, Hapon, Kastila at Pre-Colonial”, kailan naman matatagpuan ang Panahon ng Kopong-kopong? Ilahad ang mga mahalagang pangyayari at magpakita ng archaeological evidences.
[8] If men are from Mars and women are from Venus, bakit sila nagpunta sa earth?
[9] Should you give up or should you just keep chasing pavements? Expound.
[10] Ano ang meron kay Brand X at galit na galit ang ibang brand sakanya? Explain.
[11] Masasabi mo bang fair ang Ms. Universe kung lahat ng contestants at judges ay galing sa Earth? Explain.
[12] Gaano kataas ang lipad ng Whisper with wings? Graph your solution.
[13] Kung may mag-imbento ng powdered water, anong idadagdag mo?
[14] Kung walang kamay ang mga ibon, then why do birds suddenly APIR? Ipaliwanag.
[15] Sabi ng iba, napuntahan niya na lahat ng sulok ng mundo. Paano mo masasabi na may “sulok” ang mundo kung Oblate Spheroid naman ang hugis nito? Explain and draw your answer on a 1/4 sheet of graphing paper.
[16] May nalunod na ba sa lalim ng gabi? Kung meron, enumerate.
[17] Bakit ang tawag sa *building* building kung tapos na siya? Justify.
[18] Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy? EXPLAIN.
[19] Gaano kadalas ang minsan? Enumerate.
[20] How did Adele set fire to the rain? Write the chemical formula.
[21] Kapag ang ipis nahulog sa tubig na may sabon, dudumi ba ang tubig o lilinis ang ipis?
[22]Bakit pababa nang pababa ang ispaghetti? Explicate using Newton ’s Law of Gravitation.
[23] Does the moonlight shine on Paris after the sun goes down?
[24] Kung ang nakatusok na baboy ay barbeque, ang nakatusok na saging ay bananacue, bakit ang kabayo, carousel?
[25] Ilan ang butas sa isang cracker ng skyflakes? Illustrate.
[26] Kung ang tao nagmula sa unggoy, bakit may mukhang kabayo? Explain.
[27] Nauuhaw din ba ang mga isda? Ipaliwanag.
[28] Bakit pag rush hour tsaka mabagal ang daloy ng traffic? Explain your answer using sign language.
[29] Nasaan ang Edge of Glory? Write your final answer in nautical miles.
[30] In 140 characters, ibuod ang talambuhay ni Jose Rizal.
[31] Ang breakfast ba at dinner, pwedeng ilagay sa lunchbox? Prove your answer.
[32] Kung si Corazon ang unang aswang, pang ilan ka?

No comments:

Post a Comment